i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
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*walks in graduation wearing my marching uniform*
(via disnerd)
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
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i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
(via cosmicrabbit)
(Source: castleoflinkinpark, via unicornsandrainbowmoustaches)
first i have my mom sign a permission slip then i fuck yo bitch
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the struggle
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I thought this was adequate, since today is my birthday and what not. 😏
(Source: oddcatz, via aquaicecream)
i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
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